March 30, 2012
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Thanks for the butt. You can put it away now.

Meg: “Ben! Let’s go in the changing room!” (the changing room is the space behind the chair in the living room, by the way) Mom: “No. No more changing room. Enough.” Meg: “But why?” Mom: “Megan, I love your butt. … Continue reading

March 28, 2012
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Car-versation: Hey doctors, my kids think you ain’t shit.

Meg: I want to be a superhero! Ben: Me too! Mom: Hurray! Now what? Meg: Oh no! I got hit by a train! Mom: Come again? Ben: Oh no! Who should we call?! Mom: I’d probably call a doctor. And … Continue reading