A poem called “Sick”

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Hey, folks.

I spent the weekend high in Nyquil, in my bed, a piece of tissue stuck up one nostril, trying to write this week’s Blogger Idol assignment.

LIKE THE HOT SEXY BITCH THAT I AM.

I didn’t have any brain power to write anything else, and NO sense of humor left. But I wanted to have something for today, so I wrote a little poem.

It’s called, “Sick.”

SICK

Hey, sick.

Why such a dick?

I’ve got shit to do,

this is not what I’d pick.

My head feels all fuzzy,

My nose feels quite thick,

One nostril is dripping,

Man, are you a prick.

On the plus side there’s Nyquil,

I’ve become an addict.

It makes me feel tranquil,

And less full of snit.*

*“Snit” is snot + shit. You’re welcome.

I’m not feeling too pretty,

My best look is not this,

“Call the Appalachian Psych Ward!

It’s the escapee from Room Six!”

I can’t create spaces

between my stanzas

time for more Nyquil

says the boss, Tony Danza.

THE END

Author: admin

Meredith likes to write the funny at her blog, Pile of Babies (http://www.pileofbabies.com).

14 Comments

  1. Rough times! Feel better. And enjoy your Tony Danza hallucinations while they last.
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  2. Hope you feel better soon!

  3. That’s pretty darn good for feeling like shit.
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  4. round of applause for working tony danza in there, seriously :) may your germs go back to hell toot suite and your snit stay within your tissues…

  5. Feel better soon – sinus stuff is the worst!

    Two words: Neti Pot. Plus, it would make a great blog post. That was more than two words. Damn.

  6. Being sick sucks
    Like 3-footed ducks.
    You should get well
    And send that illness to hell.
    Go eat some soup,
    Maybe take a big poop,
    Put on a sweater,
    And try hard to feel better.

    :)
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  7. Awesome poem–but sorry you feel crappy. Hope you feel better soon!
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  9. That is the most awesomest poem ever! I’ve been sick for the past two weeks and this thing is like the neverending cold.
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  10. Whoa…I am sending some serious get well soon vibes your way…On the bright side, you are still hilarious even though you feel like ass ;)
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