As is usual in my tiny little corner of the internet, I spew my nonsense into the void, and the void says, “Oh, were you looking for Nature Box? Hang on. I’ll make sure this gets to them.”
So last night as I was watching Project Runway, I got an e-mail from the Very Nice Woman Who Works At Nature Box, whose e-mail correspondence I shared yesterday. If you guessed that there was a little bit of fear diarrhea going on when I got that e-mail, then you know me well.
Turns out, Nature Box got that I was making fun of myself and not them, and actually thought the post was hilarious. HUZZAH! You heard it here first: Nature Box loves a vagina joke.
See? I’ve done it again. Meredith, you are an idiot.
They are lovely people, and what’s more, my nature box is getting a Nature Box! How nice is that?! If they know what’s good for them, they will use this opportunity to send me things like “Flax Covered Flax Seeds for Regularity” and “Carob-Covered Laxatives: For When You’ve Got To Run.”
I’m sorry, those are not real products. I’m sure my Box will be delicious. Uh…
Aaaaaaaaaaand I’ve done it again.
Enjoy your weekend, everybody!! There will be a full accounting in the future of the contents of my hand-packed Nature Box!