It’s Blogger Idol voting day!!

This week’s assignment was my favorite so far. It wasn’t about me, and it wasn’t about a pressing social issue: it was about some sweet, sweet nonsense.

The judges came up with four topics, and we got to choose ours based on the order we finished the week before. The topics were:

1. How to domesticate a zombie

2. How to get chicken fingers from a chicken’s fingers, and how to get buffalo wings from a buffalo’s wings

3. How to groom a chupacabra

4. How to breed unicorns

I finished third last week, but still managed to get the one I was hoping for. Oh yes, my essay this week is on How To Groom A Chupacabra.  I loved writing it. A lot.

So, go read it at the link and then VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE!!!!!

Here’s your voting day video: