March 26, 2013
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I Am An Idiot, Issue 7: Dog Walking

Me: Mike, you are not going to believe what happened when I was walking the dog this morning. Mike: (in exaggerated horror) OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED. Me: Shut it. Ok, so you know how windy it was today? Mike: … Continue reading

February 28, 2013
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Hey dog — eat the pill. Eat the pill. Eat the pill. Never mind.

When I was about seven-years-old, my family adopted a dog from the ASPCA. She came to us with the name “Tiffany,” a fact I helpfully shared with the girl across the street whose name was also Tiffany. “Guess what?” I … Continue reading

January 11, 2013
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Hey dog, stop eating the cat’s poop.

The most disgusting part of having a dog, by far, is their insatiable appetite for other animals’ shit. I was thinking about this the other night as I fished yet another errant cat turd out of my dog’s mouth. It’s … Continue reading

January 4, 2013
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Sometimes, you laugh alone…

Chewie and I go for at least one, usually two really long walks every day. We usually run into a lot of other dogs on our walks, which is a pain, because one of Chewie’s bad habits (besides eating faces) is barking like … Continue reading

December 10, 2012
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I got nothing, Part II

For the Blogger Idol finale, we were required to write TWO essays this weekend. One funny one, and one reflective one. I just turned them both in about  a half hour ago, and my creative juices are SHOT. So, again, … Continue reading

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