May 9, 2013
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When I sing, I sing in anger. Or fear. Or both.

I have a habit of singing when I’m stressed. This typically happens when I am either afraid, or very, very angry. Fear singing and anger singing are very different animals, however. For example, let’s say I am going for a … Continue reading

March 28, 2013
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Boot camp! Or “BOOLAHHK” when I’m vomiting.

Fitness! It’s an important thing that I don’t have. But at the advice of my gynecologist…who apparently thinks my vagina could stand to lose a few…I have embarked on a new fitness journey. It’s called Boot Camp. I saw signs … Continue reading

March 21, 2013
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The parenting put-down that needs to stop.

I’m going serious today, y’all. Last week, I wrote a post called Three Truths and a Lie About Having Twins. It also went up on Mamapedia on Tuesday. Most people really connected with it, but I did get some negative feedback. This … Continue reading

March 19, 2013
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An idiot plants a garden

Well, it happened. I decided to start a garden. A container garden. You see, we had these pots just sitting around, ready to be filled with shit. To me, filling some pots with dirt sounded a lot less labor-intensive than building … Continue reading