April 11, 2015
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I Went To My Kids’ Open House And Discovered My New Favorite Thing

Last week was Open House at my kids’ elementary school. That’s when all the teachers open up the classrooms so that you can speed-walk behind your running children as they lead you from room to room as quickly as possible … Continue reading

January 22, 2015
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‘Christian Mingle, The Movie’ Exists, And I Have Never Been Happier In All My Life

Sometimes life is amazing. Sure, because of things like children, rainbows, and chocolate chip gelato. But also because every once in a while life taps you on the shoulder and says, “Hey. You’ve been having a rough month, so I … Continue reading

January 7, 2015
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40 Words And Phrases To Describe My First Brazilian Bikini Wax As A 37-Year-Old Mother Of Two

I recently got my first Brazilian wax. For those of you who aren’t familiar with what that is, it’s when a very nice lady who is deaf to your screams take everything off of your lady business. And when I … Continue reading

December 13, 2014
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Pope Francis Rules On More Commonly-Held Beliefs

Ah, Pope Francis. What a man. ┬áHe’s managed to take a non-believer like me and convinced me to say, “You know what? That dude’s alright.” Since becoming Pope, Francis has said that evolution can still be a thing even if … Continue reading

August 5, 2014
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I use the new Diet Coke cans to amuse myself, because summer.

This summer, Diet Coke came out with these new bottles that have words on them. The commercials make it look like you can just go to the 7-11 and find one with your name on it and then go party … Continue reading

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