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  1. why the H E double hockey sticks did i not know about this? where the (repeat previous) have i been!!!

  2. Hm. Trying to submit the form and it is not working, so I’ll post it as a comment instead:

    You mentioned you’re looking for writing work – you should check out/submit to Brain, Child magazine. They have a “motherwit” page at the back that is usually incredibly unfunny. The rest of the magazine is pretty good, by and large.

  3. Ooohhhh! Thanks for the hot lead, Katie! I’ll go check them out!


  4. Hi there,

    I just became a fan of your blog!

    My girlfriend has been following you for a while, and yesterday she is reading a post of yours to herself and starts busting out laughing left and right non stop. I ask her what is so funny. She then reads me your Lost The Dog Poop post and we both bust out laughing!

    That was enough for me to check out the rest of your blog. You are hilarious! I love your style.

    Aside from giving you kudos, I have a question to ask you.

    Would you give me your blessing to make the Lost The Dog Poop post into a video short?

    I have never made a video short before, BUT I have been itching to give it a try for some time now. I have basically just been keeping my eyes and ears open for a short story that is entertaining and would not have too many characters, special effects, and technical hurdles to overcome … I think I have access to a high powered fan. 🙂

    I have a $0 budget for this project as I am just getting my feet wet and this is more of an experiment than anything, but I would of course give you credit in the credits and am open to any other non-monetary ideas you have in exchange for the use of this story.

    Is this something you would be up for? Please let me know what you think and if you have any questions for me. Feel free to email me directly.


    p.s. I tried submitting this message through the Contact Me form above, but it just sat idle after I clicked Submit.

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