I don’t want to tell you what to get your dad for Father’s Day, but don’t get this for your dad for Father’s Day.

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Dear Dad, Thinking of you this Father's Day. Love,  your daughter

I’m really, really sorry that my dad passed away years ago, because he would have loved this. Oh and I also loved him very much. But MAN would he have laughed at this.

Okay. Here are my jokes.

Here are the cards that go with your gift:

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Dear Dad,

Thinking of you this Father’s Day.

Love,

Your child

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Dear Dad,

I don’t mean to be presumptuous, but here is your cremation urn.

Happy Father’s Day,

Your child

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Ad slogans:

Just like your dad, these savings won’t last long!

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Because Daddy is going to die one day. And so is your hamster.

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Make dad feel special with a grave marker from our clearance section.

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Thought process:

Should we put the pic of a barbeque grill in there? That won’t be weird, right?

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Author: Meredith Bland

Meredith likes to write the funny at her blog, Pile of Babies (http://www.pileofbabies.com).

5 Comments

  1. Hah! Now this is just too rich – maybe one for my husband?
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  2. I keep telling my kids they are driving into an early grave, but this is a little ridiculous!

  3. HAaaaaaaaaa. Oh. My word.
    When I Blink (MLP) recently posted..If the Fashion Industry Gave a Commencement SpeechMy Profile

  4. Hmmm, that cat in the basket urn is pretty snazzy. Screw the tie and handmade gift from our child. Daddy’s getting an urn! ;)
    Elle recently posted..The type A mom at gymnastics makes me want to hide in the corner, rock back and forth, and cover my ears as I yell La La La.My Profile

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