I don’t want to tell you what to get your dad for Father’s Day, but don’t get this for your dad for Father’s Day.


Dear Dad, Thinking of you this Father's Day. Love,  your daughter

I’m really, really sorry that my dad passed away years ago, because he would have loved this. Oh and I also loved him very much. But MAN would he have laughed at this.

Okay. Here are my jokes.

Here are the cards that go with your gift:


Dear Dad,

Thinking of you this Father’s Day.


Your child


Dear Dad,

I don’t mean to be presumptuous, but here is your cremation urn.

Happy Father’s Day,

Your child


Ad slogans:

Just like your dad, these savings won’t last long!


Because Daddy is going to die one day. And so is your hamster.


Make dad feel special with a grave marker from our clearance section.


Thought process:

Should we put the pic of a barbeque grill in there? That won’t be weird, right?


Author: admin

Meredith likes to write the funny at her blog, Pile of Babies (http://www.pileofbabies.com).


  1. Hah! Now this is just too rich – maybe one for my husband?
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  2. I keep telling my kids they are driving into an early grave, but this is a little ridiculous!

  3. HAaaaaaaaaa. Oh. My word.
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  4. Hmmm, that cat in the basket urn is pretty snazzy. Screw the tie and handmade gift from our child. Daddy’s getting an urn! 😉
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