My most popular blog posts (i.e. My mom really liked them):
The baby blues knock me on my ass
I re-visit the Sound of Music and try to take that nun down a peg
Your threats do not scare me, small person
I am the Anti-Craft
Feline sexual predators. Why aren’t we talking about this?
Things I have done as a parent while on the toilet
That is not why I brought you to the playground
So we dug up a dead dog the other day…
If that dog could talk, he’d probably rape you
Pile of Sky Mall
Drunk or 4-years-old?
Underpants — The haikus
Preschooler Trivia: Can You Take The Heat?
Craft Wars: The Best Show On TV With Both Tori Spelling And Crafters
PSA: Having twins is not adorable, but thanks
7 fantastic sports discontinued from the summer olympics
I have seen a higher plane of gross, and it is bad….so, so bad
I think wine is pretentious. THERE. I SAID IT.
I respond to spam
Fun with city nicknames
Take two of these and never call me again
I Rewrite Rejection Letters
Who the hell are you, one person asked. So I answered.
Three truths and a lie about having twins
The parenting put down that needs to stop
I’m gonna carve this fruit into NO. School lunches, the lazy way
Guide me, Internet. I need treat advice.
Say what now? I have a weird experience at Target.
Cougar attacks. No, the other kind.
If I were a state, I would be awesome.