For the Blogger Idol finale, we were required to write TWO essays this weekend. One funny one, and one reflective one. I just turned them both in about a half hour ago, and my creative juices are SHOT. So, again, I bring you a big fat pile of nothing.
Oh! Wait! Here’s a cute picture of Chewie!
That adorable little furball bit me on the fucking nose on Friday, by the way. It was my fault, though. I was going in for the kiss and he just wasn’t ready yet. I misread his signals. He’ll never go out with me again.
Also, I now look like De Niro in Raging Bull. So…it’s been a busy weekend.
I’ll be back on Wednesday to harass the ever-loving shit out of you to vote for me in the finale. It will be done with love, though. Always done with love.
Thanks, everyone!! Find every IP address you have access to on Wednesday! My red angry nose will thank you.