Men’s fashion review


Did you know that “Men’s Fashion” is a thing? Like, they have runway shows and all that jazz? Yeah, I knew it too. But I’ve never paid any attention to it because WHY? There are three different outfits that men wear. Jeans and tee shirts. Maybe khakis and a button-down shirt. A suit for funerals and weddings.


Well, recently London had a men’s fashion week, so I had to take a peeksie. Here is what I found.

Men's fashion 1

I’m going to go ahead and say that the Eddie Munster hair does not go with this outfit. I’m thinking more of a tortured-artist-don’t-hate-me-because-I’m-beautiful-emo-bang thing. But what do I know, right?

By the way, if you look carefully you’ll notice that the pink fur top is not a vest but in fact continues on below the boy shorts. This brings up a few questions:

1. Are the shorts over a pink fur onesie?

2. Are those in fact three separates, with the bottom being a furry pair of pants?

3.  What is your demographic here and where can I meet them for a cocktail because I bet they have some amazing stories to tell.


Men's fashion 3

I am not even going to mess with this bitch. NEXT.


Men's fashion 4

Let’s say you get invited over to a friend’s house, and you walk in on this assortment of gentlemen.  What would your reaction be?

a) “Well well well…this is my lucky day.”

b) “Holy mannequin. The one in the middle is going to murder me, isn’t he?”

c) “Hey there, fellas! Just watching the game, huh?”



men's fashion 6

“Joshua, I’m not sure this works for you. You have a jacket that’s about ten sizes too big and pants that are about three sizes too small. Go try on something else.”


men's fashion 7

 “…Okay. So, Joshua? I was thinking that you might want to go with something smaller on the top. It looks like you went with something even bigger. Try something that will make the whole look a little more balanced. Understand? Good. Try again.”


men's fashion 8

 “Very clever. I did not mean that you should balance out the enormous coat by adding enormous pants. Smaller, Joshua. Top and bottom. Small-er.”


men's fashion 9

“Go fuck yourself, Josh.”

Author: admin

Meredith likes to write the funny at her blog, Pile of Babies (


  1. Oh, Josh, you are terrible at instructions. Go put on your jammies and watch a show.
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  2. Holy crap this is funny. Nice, Mer.

  3. Josh’s dead-behind-the-eyes look tells me he follows lights well and his sock-less feet tell me he is very very stinky.

  4. You nailed it with the last sentence. I am cracking up!

  5. Stop making me love/hate you. Love, because you make me really laugh, and not juxt a polite lol. Hate because every time I’m like, “WHY DIDN’T I WRITE THIS?”
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  6. Holy cow, I am crying big, salty, laughter induced tears over here. That was some funny stuff. And also, the questions about the pink onsie demand an answer.
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  7. Oh God, I would never date guys like these.

  8. Wow, this is hilarious. I wonder if there are people out there actually BUYING these clothes!!

  9. ok, I have no idea how my response to this post ended up on a different blog I also read, perhaps I am losing my mind.. or already lost it, just existing on auto pilot.
    Anyway, if I walked into a room of men looking like that I would back out slowly so’s not to excite or rile any of em and once outta sight I would run like a mad woman!

  10. OMG! I want to be just like Joshua! (LOL)! But seriously, I had a great laugh in the middle of the day, I needed this! Thank you for a very entertaining post to break up the monotony! I’ll come back to see what you’ll post next week, can’t wait. 🙂
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  11. Holy shit! Who raided Ronald McDonald’s wardrobe without putting the golden arches in there. At least Ronald has more facial features pulling off his look. This post was one of my favorite and I am still laughing.
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  12. Oh God, I would never date guys like these . you looks so funny 😀

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