This is why I read the news.

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Oh, world. Never change.

I’ve been working on a couple of essays for a while, which means that I have been spending a lot of time staring at the screen for 2-3 minutes and then opening a new tab to read CNN. Or People. You know, THE NEWS.

These are my three favorite stories from yesterday:

(via the New York Times)

(via the New York Times)

The only clearly awesome and not possibly sad part about all of this was the code name the cartel gave him during the decade or so that he worked for them:

Tata.

The man’s code name was Tata. As in Grandpa. As in “Hey, when do you think Grandad is going to get here with our cocaine?”

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(via CNN)

(via CNN)

That seems unnecessarily complicated.

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(via CNN)

(via CBS)

Oh Milkshake, you crazy dog.

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Meredith likes to write the funny at her blog, Pile of Babies (http://www.pileofbabies.com).

4 Comments

  1. HAHA! I just heard this morning about a guy who is breaking into homes, wearing a mask and tickling the feet of the people sleeping in the house. Doesn’t steal anything.
    P.S. is that what is wrong with my dog? It’s really a cow?

  2. you know why they named that cow Milkshake right?

    My Milkshake brings all the dogs to the yard
    and they’re like, it’s better than your’s
    damn right, it’s better than your’s

    That’s going to be stuck in my head the rest of the day. You’re welcome.
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  3. Wow! The news seems…Oh, I just want to get more interesting news from your blog. ps. I like the crazy doggy cow~ haha…

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