February 7, 2013
by admin

My car is Christine’s bitchy sister

Do you remember the Stephen King novel, Christine, about the car that falls in love with its owner and then gets jealous when he gets a girlfriend so the car tries to kill him? Well, I’m not saying my car tried to … Continue reading

September 28, 2012
by admin

**UPDATE** So much Minivan hatred, I am almost offended. Almost.

I got my car detailed last week for the first time since we bought it in 2007. Why not just clean the car yourself, you and my husband ask? Because I don’t have that kind of time, motherfuckers. This car … Continue reading