February 6, 2012
by pileofbabies
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4 Years Old. For Pete’s Sake.

I hate kids’ birthday parties. Unless I’ve been to your kids’ party, in which case, I mean every party but that one. I find attending a kids’ party about as relaxing as waiting for test results at the doctor’s office. … Continue reading

January 26, 2012
by pileofbabies
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Your threats do not scare me, small person.

Right now the kids are going through a love affair with threats. Oh man, do they like to threaten us. Their threats, however, just leave mommy and daddy perplexed. ¬†These kids are PATHETIC at threatening. Just TERRIBLE.¬† Here’s a car-versation … Continue reading