March 28, 2012
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Meg: I want to be a superhero! Ben: Me too! Mom: Hurray! Now what? Meg: Oh no! I got hit by a train! Mom: Come again? Ben: Oh no! Who should we call?! Mom: I’d probably call a doctor. And … Continue reading
March 21, 2012
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When I was growing up, one of the things that always irritated me about my mom was The Scream. If you accidentally poked her with your little finger, she would yell like you had put a hot poker to her. … Continue reading
March 19, 2012
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Mom: Hey guys! See that bike shop over there? Look at all those bikes! Meg: Do they have three wheels? Like our bikes? Mom: No, those have two wheels. You know how Mommy and Daddy’s bikes have two wheels? Well, … Continue reading
March 14, 2012
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I had to bring the hammer down on my son the other day. It involved a parking lot, running, and mommy’s screams. I stood in front of him with one hand on my hip, the other hand pointing my finger … Continue reading
March 12, 2012
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Meg: “Mommy, how many years are you?” Mom: “I am 34 years old.” Ben: “Oh my god.” Meg: “WOW! That is a lot of years! How old is Daddy?” Mom: “He’s 36…….I think?” Meg: “That is an enormous number! That … Continue reading