February 28, 2013
by admin
8 Comments

Hey dog — eat the pill. Eat the pill. Eat the pill. Never mind.

When I was about seven-years-old, my family adopted a dog from the ASPCA. She came to us with the name “Tiffany,” a fact I helpfully shared with the girl across the street whose name was also Tiffany. “Guess what?” I … Continue reading

September 24, 2012
by admin
10 Comments

Pets are not philanthropists

As I was driving to Target the other day, I stopped behind a van with a bumper sticker that said the following:   My Dog Gave Blood at ACCES.   Just hear me out, people. I am a pet owner. … Continue reading

February 11, 2012
by pileofbabies
3 Comments

My cat is an asshole.

I have two cats. Two fat, old, yet surprisingly healthy cats. And I love them. I loved them more before I had kids, but I do still love them. One is sweet and stupid. The other is grumpy and stupid. … Continue reading

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